http://www.chicagotribune.com/chibrknews-naked-man-says-he-rescued-unconscious-woman-from-hot-tub-20110308,0,5709079.story
"Naked man says he rescued woman from hot tub:
A naked man found with an unconscious woman on a hotel-room bed told police he had rescued her from a hot tub when she passed out, according to an official."
This exact same scenario has happened to me on more than one occasion so I feel I'm an authority on the matter. The initial reaction would be to call 911 when a woman passes out. IN THEORY. Yes. That would make sense. But, wheres the fun in that? Why should you let some horny paramedic have his way with her in a ambulance when you can? Granted its a pain in the ass to drag a lifeless body through a hotel without being noticed, that's why luggage carts come in handy. So take her back to the room. Get naked, beat off on her, take some pics to post on Facebook to impress your friends. Shes putty in your sick mentally disturbed hands.
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