Some Tebow Love

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=lc-carpenter_tim_tebow_alex_smith_draft_broncos_121411 If you can stomach all this and finish reading it your better than me.  This was great: “A lot of people are comparing you to Alex Smith because you run the same offense … ” Herock started when Tebow suddenly cut him off. “Now hold on there, Mr. Herock,” Tebow said. “That’s where the comparisons end. I won the Heisman Trophy. I won a national championship two times.”  He said it not with arrogance, although the words could have been parsed that way, but rather with an assuredness Tebow rarely reveals in his public interviews. <----BULLSHIT Woah the Heisman? The most overrated popularity contest award on par with those surfboards they give out at teen choice awards show. No one gives a fuck about your precious hunk of shit boat anchor bowling trophy.  I won two national championships. YAWN. Someone want to tell this fuck stain what he did in college stopped mattering after his first snap in the NFL.

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HP would like to see legislation passed mandating that anytime this specimen answers stupid questions from one of the fucking comedian anchors on THE OCHO, he does so via phone or with a paper bag over his head.