This just in to our news room:
Japanese officials fear 1000s of Hello Kitty stores have been destroyed from tsunami....
100s of 1980s themed discos and restaurants feared destroyed....
Natural disaster + asshole with twitter access = the healing begins...
Breaking news Godzilla attack rocks japan...
Horny American businessmen are pledging millions to help displaced tran-sexual prostitutes in Japan due to the Earthquake...
This Tsunami nonsense is interfering with 24/7 Charlie Sheen. Can we get back to what really matters? Winning!
President Obama is prepared to tap the national oil reserve. And I'm prepared to tap a waffle house waitress at 3am if the night doesn't go as planned.
We will be raffling off 2 refurbished WANG computers, all proceeds go to victims of the #tsunami disaster.
George Takei is organizing a celebrity karaoke benefit concert for #tsunami victims Details to follow
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