Congratulations on another stellar acquisition. TJ Houshmandzadeh. Hopefully you will have all the letters sewn onto his jersey so he can play Sunday. Yet, another former Bengal and one whos been sitting around the house blowing farts into a couch cushion while playing Madden. Maybe you can free up some space and get Ickey Woods to suit up again.
Back to the picture. This holy rolling second son of God brings his pious religion and unique brand of quarterbacking to the black hole Sunday. AND SO HELP ME GOD IF HE WINS THERE, I AM DONE WITH YOU RAIDERS. Do whatever it is you have to do. TO WIN. Pretend you have the ability to play this game correctly. Method act. If you will. Show up at practice. Work hard and shove that football down this embarrassments throat. Cause if the egg is on your face. It will never wash off.
