http://blog.games.yahoo.com/blog/866-xbox-addict-dies-from-blood-clot/
Action must be taken now!!! Wont someone PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN! How would you like us to nanny state this tragic epidemic? Perhaps you could send me a list of all the fat ass, chalk faced, lazy video game addicts and I could make house calls and go and pry their clawed talons from their xbox controllers, get them up, walk around the dank basement which they inhabit. Fluff their beanbag chairs for them, shift them around every couple of hours so their enlarged hearts don't explode. Oh, were all willing to do what it takes to save your poor children, since your helpless and have reared a complete and total mental defective. This is a crippling addiction. I wont sit idly by while more, in this case budding scholars of higher learning fall victim to this. The Hallowed halls of The University of Leicester will be darkened. Think of all he had to do to gain acceptance to this prestigious institution. Mainly opening the front door. Which I'm sure was a feat for him in itself.
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