Raymer is a bitch.

With them shutting down online gaming halls where am I going to go to get bad beats handed to me by some 15 year old internet badass sitting in his underwear? Its not gambling....its skill. RIGHT. And rubbing your hand rapidly on you dong isn't masterbating...its therapy.

http://www.webpronews.com/poker-players-are-victims-says-raymer-2011-04