Friday, February 25, 2011

Modern Banking

You ever seen these Chase bank commercials with the cool music and I'm so cool I can bank with my smartphone hipster assholes? I CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF MY CHECK AND DEPOSIT IT? WOHA!!!! You just swayed me to putting my shekels in your vault. Is it possible that I could take a picture of my cock and could you deposit it in your ASS? WOW. When did banking become so cool?

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