Looks like Brady Quinn will be getting some camera time.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/01/07/broncos-are-prepared-to-yank-tebow-if-he-struggles-against-steelers/related/

	Passing
Season	Team	GP	Att	Comp	Pct	Yds	Avg	TD	Int	Rat
2007	Cleveland Browns	1	8	3	37.5	45	5.6	0	0	56.8
2008	Cleveland Browns	3	89	45	50.6	518	5.8	2	2	66.6
2009	Cleveland Browns	10	256	136	53.1	1,339	5.2	8	7	67.2
2010	Denver Broncos	0	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–
2011	Denver Broncos	0	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	Career	–	353	184	52.1	1,902	5.4	10	9	66.8

HP and Datsun Motorcar Co Keys To The Game

HOUSTON TEXANS -4(38.5) CINCINNATI BENGALS

Woha...Wait a tic. Texans? What the fuck happened to the Oilers?  Is Oail 'Bum' Phillips still coaching? Take the points.

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS -10.5(59) DETROIT LIONS

MMM YAY. Dome team delight. Get to hear 1,000 times throughout the game how resilient the scumbag population of New Orleans was after Katrina and how the Taints gave them something to believe in. Poison gave us something to believe in too. How long did that last? Shootout. Over. Saints win. Don't cover. Take the points.

NIGH GIANTS -3(47.5) ATLANTA FALCONS

Another dome team delight that cant do shit on the road and barely beat marquee teams like The Bucs and Seahawks at home. Giants are running hot and according to Eli Manning they are led by an elite NFL QB named Eli Manning. What do you need a running game for when you have that going for you? Their mistake prone which leads to delicious camera pans of drama queen Tom Coughlin's animated bullshit. Elite QB. Pass rush. Home. Lay the points.

GAME OF THE CENTURY. Since the riveting LSU/ALABAMA 1

PITTSBURGH STEELERS -8.5(33.5) TEBOW

The team has a name and players. They are. Irrelevant. I'll start like every Tebow fans argument starts. "I'm not a football fan BUT....Tebow is a good QB. Tebows a winner. Tebow has heart.  BLAH BLAH BLAH Nothing beats pontificating and stating opinion as fact. The Seahawks beat New Orleans last year. Yes. BUT. They had a few things Denver lacks. The 12th man. A shitty road team. and a quarterback. Do you honestly think James Harrison isn't licking his chops to sack this twat into oblivion. Polamalu waiting to pick this "football players" darts off. Who cares if Bug eyed Mendenhall is out. Or Ryan Clark has the sickle cell. Or Roethlisberger is on one foot. Charlie Batch can QB. Charlie Sheen could fucking QB. Defense wins this game. Give em the points.

Bachmann Pulls Out

Some Tebow Love

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=lc-carpenter_tim_tebow_alex_smith_draft_broncos_121411 If you can stomach all this and finish reading it your better than me.  This was great: “A lot of people are comparing you to Alex Smith because you run the same offense … ” Herock started when Tebow suddenly cut him off. “Now hold on there, Mr. Herock,” Tebow said. “That’s where the comparisons end. I won the Heisman Trophy. I won a national championship two times.”  He said it not with arrogance, although the words could have been parsed that way, but rather with an assuredness Tebow rarely reveals in his public interviews. <----BULLSHIT Woah the Heisman? The most overrated popularity contest award on par with those surfboards they give out at teen choice awards show. No one gives a fuck about your precious hunk of shit boat anchor bowling trophy.  I won two national championships. YAWN. Someone want to tell this fuck stain what he did in college stopped mattering after his first snap in the NFL.

Hot Stuff

HP would like to see legislation passed mandating that anytime this specimen answers stupid questions from one of the fucking comedian anchors on THE OCHO, he does so via phone or with a paper bag over his head.

An open letter to the Oakland Bengals

See this photo. Take a GOOD, LONG look at it. Study it for at least 10 minutes which is 5 minutes longer you spend on the playbook. Let it sink in. We'll get back to it.

Congratulations on another stellar acquisition. TJ Houshmandzadeh. Hopefully you will have all the letters sewn onto his jersey so he can play Sunday. Yet, another former Bengal and one whos been sitting around the house blowing farts into a couch cushion while playing Madden. Maybe you can free up some space and get Ickey Woods to suit up again.

Back to the picture. This holy rolling second son of God brings his pious religion and unique brand of quarterbacking to the black hole Sunday. AND SO HELP ME GOD IF HE WINS THERE, I AM DONE WITH YOU RAIDERS. Do whatever it is you have to do. TO WIN. Pretend you have the ability to play this game correctly. Method act. If you will. Show up at practice. Work hard and shove that football down this embarrassments throat. Cause if the egg is on your face. It will never wash off.

Football

I'm still savoring the sweet sweet sauza Sunday spectacular. In my tis tebow time poncho of course. I don't know what he has further up his ass. A crucifix or a horseshoe. Or both? He can't throw a fucking pass. Can't spot a wide open receiver can't check down gets sacked and sacked yet miraculously wins against the dreaded fins. And now well hear how amazing he is. How he needs a little more time to develop. How about how he does against a team that has won a game this year. All I know is I'm gona start praying to his God cause amazingly chicken shit is turned into salad. Amen. Very impressed by the 62 pts nawlins hung on another loser team. Bill Belicunt would be proud with running that score up. Hope another tsunami blows into the big sleazy. And Carson Palmer was super effective. I thought he might of failed miserably seeing as how he's been blowing farts into a couch cushion while playing Madden for the past year. Slap the franchise tag on this guy