Douche of the day

 I would never get on the plane with this fucking douche. What a fucking freak. Let me get this straight, you don't let a guy on the plane for not pulling up his pants but you let this freak on?

DOUCHE OF THE DAY

I read as it's breading left. Just tap it on in

WTF!?

Jackpot!

What?

I thought Paul Riser was fucking dead. When the fuck was this show on?

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2011/04/paul-reisers-show-pulled-after-two-episodes/1?csp=hf

The Royal Limey Wedding.

HP will be sending a correspondent to England to cover the royal load of bullshit wedding. Perhaps to cover the wedding night royal fisting of that chick whos too hot for that limey douche bag. She rates very high on our stroke scale.

Raymer is a bitch.

With them shutting down online gaming halls where am I going to go to get bad beats handed to me by some 15 year old internet badass sitting in his underwear? Its not gambling....its skill. RIGHT. And rubbing your hand rapidly on you dong isn't masterbating...its therapy.

http://www.webpronews.com/poker-players-are-victims-says-raymer-2011-04