Friday, February 4, 2011

Bitch of the Day!

Here is today's bitch of the day. I would like to congratulate her on a winning mug shot!

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Friday Night Dumping Ground

I was watching some boring ass TV show the other day and I saw that the show with Jim Belushi was moved to the dumping ground that is Friday nights. Does anybody watch TV on that night? Can we go ahead and cancel this pile of shit already. I hope this new show is better than that steaming pile that was According to Jim. Only good thing about that show was Courtney Thorne Smith who you may remember from such classics as Summer School.

Bring back the good Friday nights with Urkel already. Didn't he kill himself? Oh that reminds me wasn't the younger sister in porn. I love young sitcom stars and their down falls.





So Whats with...

SO...Whats with this fucking Biggest Loser show? Oy! Let's stop celebrating these worthless assholes who finally got all "health nut" on us. Wow, you stopped inhaling Ding Dong's by the caseload and introduced yourself to a fucking exercise bike! Ohhh, I'm so proud of you! Your so strong! Now you wont lose your "ham hock" foot... to diabetes. Go you!

I love the sob story of how hard and difficult it was to live as a typical obese american...How no one would fuck you, how you put countless all you can eat buffets out of business, what a chore it was for you to wipe your ass. Ummmm, Go fuck yourself.  Your losing weight means nothing to me, your still a fucking loser and I give you a month after taping ends before you start finding comfort in 5 cases of White Castles again.

That being said. That Jillian broad has bicasual dyke hotness about her I dig. Wouldn't mind seeing some double dildo action between her and the blond host chick.

DOUCHE OF THE DAY.

Here's you Douche of the Day

Congrats asshole!

Its A Who's Who Of WHO CARES

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2011/02/whos-on-foxs-super-bowl-pregame-show-jenifer-aniston-michael-douglas-owen-wilson-and-president-obama/1

I just OMGee'd all over. Quite the cavalcade of stars. I can wait to see Jennifer Aniston stack the box....Hope she uses a cucumber. Oh Michael Douglas!! Wow. Look forward to him breaking down the game for us. All those years he spent in the NFL the guy is a wealth of football knowledge. Couldn't they get Al Pacino? At least he played a football coach in a movie. Or is this just yet another stop on Michael Douglas' I HAVE CANCER WORLD TOUR? Hey, Gordon Gekko. Next stop? Death.

I Wish I Knew All Of These Guys

Here is a very interesting story that was sent to me from a friend.  What a great group of guys huh? I would like to find one of these so called "white devils." Didn't all of these guys go to college, and where is that suit that Ray Lewis seemed to have "misplaced?" My guess is it's with the "real" killers that O.J. is looking for. By the way Juice, can I call you Juice, how is that "search" coming from prison?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/585002-the-20-worst-criminals-in-nfl-history?utm_source=outbrain.com&utm_medium=referral#page/10