Rev. Jesse Jackson mourns the death of Rodney King

From the Chicago Tribune:

Rev. Jesse Jackson mourns the death of Rodney King

The Rev. Jesse Jackson  says Rodney King's life exposed the nation to racial profiling and police brutality.

The full story can be viewed at: http://www.chicagotribune.com/chi-rev-jesse-jackson-mourns-the-death-of-rodney-king-20120617,0,3852743.story?track=ctiphoneapp

 Ah good ol JJ. Glad he was able to pull it together and comment/ cry about racial profiling waaa waaa blah blah. If he really gave a shit about this guy why didn't he help him kick drugs

More Summmer Fun

O. And one more get together for wool wearing weirdos. Civil war reenactments. The south shall rise again. Good luck with that dream u dumb fucking hicks. Hey jebidiah you and the sons of the Confederacy want to put asses in the lawn chairs to watch u shoot cap guns at eachother. Why dont u pack some power in that musket & hopefully it'll missfire and blow up in ur face

Summer Fun

Speaking of other summer fun. Isn't the WWF or E's salute to yelling, steroids and latent homosexuality summer slam on tour at all the finest odiums and barns? And thyself shalt head to the nearest Renaissance fair for mead and merryment. Nothing like wearing wool in 100 degree heat for minimum wage to make beeswax candles for assholes gnawing on 4# Turkey legs.

400 Pound Woman Arrested For Wearing Birthday Suit On Bus Bench

BBW seeking crash pad. Will clean house and felate u every night after rubbing the corns out of your feet. I really need a place to call home. 420 friendly!

  http://goo.gl/IODQG

Man under the influence gets naked, bites off chunk of man's arm

Have you or your family ever seen a spook, spectre or ghost? Zombie attacks are up 1000%. We all need to protect ourselves. a 357 magnum should work  This news link http://goo.gl/BeUjp was sent from a friend.

Ex-Penn St. assistant Sandusky guilty of sex abuse

Hear that? That was my jaw hitting the floor. Gee. Didn't see this coming. The tickle monster will now become a dick pin cushion for Pennsylvanias top inmates. How long til someone kills this guy in jail?  This news link http://goo.gl/ulTCS was sent from a friend.

Don Cornelius kicked off black history month with a BANG.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/02/soul-train-creator-don-cornelius-dead-in-apparent-suicide.html

Looks like Brady Quinn will be getting some camera time.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/01/07/broncos-are-prepared-to-yank-tebow-if-he-struggles-against-steelers/related/

	Passing
Season	Team	GP	Att	Comp	Pct	Yds	Avg	TD	Int	Rat
2007	Cleveland Browns	1	8	3	37.5	45	5.6	0	0	56.8
2008	Cleveland Browns	3	89	45	50.6	518	5.8	2	2	66.6
2009	Cleveland Browns	10	256	136	53.1	1,339	5.2	8	7	67.2
2010	Denver Broncos	0	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–
2011	Denver Broncos	0	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	Career	–	353	184	52.1	1,902	5.4	10	9	66.8

HP and Datsun Motorcar Co Keys To The Game

HOUSTON TEXANS -4(38.5) CINCINNATI BENGALS

Woha...Wait a tic. Texans? What the fuck happened to the Oilers?  Is Oail 'Bum' Phillips still coaching? Take the points.

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS -10.5(59) DETROIT LIONS

MMM YAY. Dome team delight. Get to hear 1,000 times throughout the game how resilient the scumbag population of New Orleans was after Katrina and how the Taints gave them something to believe in. Poison gave us something to believe in too. How long did that last? Shootout. Over. Saints win. Don't cover. Take the points.

NIGH GIANTS -3(47.5) ATLANTA FALCONS

Another dome team delight that cant do shit on the road and barely beat marquee teams like The Bucs and Seahawks at home. Giants are running hot and according to Eli Manning they are led by an elite NFL QB named Eli Manning. What do you need a running game for when you have that going for you? Their mistake prone which leads to delicious camera pans of drama queen Tom Coughlin's animated bullshit. Elite QB. Pass rush. Home. Lay the points.

GAME OF THE CENTURY. Since the riveting LSU/ALABAMA 1

PITTSBURGH STEELERS -8.5(33.5) TEBOW

The team has a name and players. They are. Irrelevant. I'll start like every Tebow fans argument starts. "I'm not a football fan BUT....Tebow is a good QB. Tebows a winner. Tebow has heart.  BLAH BLAH BLAH Nothing beats pontificating and stating opinion as fact. The Seahawks beat New Orleans last year. Yes. BUT. They had a few things Denver lacks. The 12th man. A shitty road team. and a quarterback. Do you honestly think James Harrison isn't licking his chops to sack this twat into oblivion. Polamalu waiting to pick this "football players" darts off. Who cares if Bug eyed Mendenhall is out. Or Ryan Clark has the sickle cell. Or Roethlisberger is on one foot. Charlie Batch can QB. Charlie Sheen could fucking QB. Defense wins this game. Give em the points.

Bachmann Pulls Out

Some Tebow Love

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=lc-carpenter_tim_tebow_alex_smith_draft_broncos_121411 If you can stomach all this and finish reading it your better than me.  This was great: “A lot of people are comparing you to Alex Smith because you run the same offense … ” Herock started when Tebow suddenly cut him off. “Now hold on there, Mr. Herock,” Tebow said. “That’s where the comparisons end. I won the Heisman Trophy. I won a national championship two times.”  He said it not with arrogance, although the words could have been parsed that way, but rather with an assuredness Tebow rarely reveals in his public interviews. <----BULLSHIT Woah the Heisman? The most overrated popularity contest award on par with those surfboards they give out at teen choice awards show. No one gives a fuck about your precious hunk of shit boat anchor bowling trophy.  I won two national championships. YAWN. Someone want to tell this fuck stain what he did in college stopped mattering after his first snap in the NFL.

Hot Stuff

HP would like to see legislation passed mandating that anytime this specimen answers stupid questions from one of the fucking comedian anchors on THE OCHO, he does so via phone or with a paper bag over his head.

An open letter to the Oakland Bengals

See this photo. Take a GOOD, LONG look at it. Study it for at least 10 minutes which is 5 minutes longer you spend on the playbook. Let it sink in. We'll get back to it.

Congratulations on another stellar acquisition. TJ Houshmandzadeh. Hopefully you will have all the letters sewn onto his jersey so he can play Sunday. Yet, another former Bengal and one whos been sitting around the house blowing farts into a couch cushion while playing Madden. Maybe you can free up some space and get Ickey Woods to suit up again.

Back to the picture. This holy rolling second son of God brings his pious religion and unique brand of quarterbacking to the black hole Sunday. AND SO HELP ME GOD IF HE WINS THERE, I AM DONE WITH YOU RAIDERS. Do whatever it is you have to do. TO WIN. Pretend you have the ability to play this game correctly. Method act. If you will. Show up at practice. Work hard and shove that football down this embarrassments throat. Cause if the egg is on your face. It will never wash off.

Football

I'm still savoring the sweet sweet sauza Sunday spectacular. In my tis tebow time poncho of course. I don't know what he has further up his ass. A crucifix or a horseshoe. Or both? He can't throw a fucking pass. Can't spot a wide open receiver can't check down gets sacked and sacked yet miraculously wins against the dreaded fins. And now well hear how amazing he is. How he needs a little more time to develop. How about how he does against a team that has won a game this year. All I know is I'm gona start praying to his God cause amazingly chicken shit is turned into salad. Amen. Very impressed by the 62 pts nawlins hung on another loser team. Bill Belicunt would be proud with running that score up. Hope another tsunami blows into the big sleazy. And Carson Palmer was super effective. I thought he might of failed miserably seeing as how he's been blowing farts into a couch cushion while playing Madden for the past year. Slap the franchise tag on this guy

HP's Official Guide To Asshole Spotting

Its tough. Sometimes they invade your personal space before you have the opportunity to flee. But. With this patented guide, spotting a fucking asshole will be a cinch.

Aviator Shades: Well. Well. Look at you 'Ponch' Poncherello. Looking hipster asshole chic and CHIPs sharp all in one neat little package. Too bad, those bad ass shades are not mirrored on the inside, so you can see what we see in them, ya know, besides ourselves laughing at you. A fucking trendsetting wannabe fuckstain whose style will be passe before I finish typing this....sentence. Guess that future wasn't so bright, that you had to wear shades.

But wait. Perhaps your a pilot? Howard Hughes. Aviator of those unfriendly skies. Or as I like to refer to you as. ASSHOLE. Or glorified bus driver, Take your pick. Both apply. What are you and your union sisters crying about this week? How down trodden you are? How you should be making millions to work for Peoples Express or whatever prestigious airline you fly for? With that. I agree. You should be making millions a year working for an airline. Only snag is you went to flight school. When you should of got your MBA, so you too can gut your precious airline. But hey. Its cool. You get to sleep in crew rooms and have some 75 year old skank blow you on layovers. How could you possibly complain? You never hear greyhound bus drivers bitch and moan. Why must we always hear you?

Although, You do a hell of a job when I fly. I do appreciate you getting on the blower and giving us your evening at the improv  comedy routine. Ya, know the whole "We'll be landing in Barbados instead of Moose Knunckle, WY." BAWWW HA HA, Fucking, laugh, riot. Tho. I really appreciate you getting on the mic and giving me a turn by turn rundown of the flight plan. AHHHH (static)AHHHH we'll be flying over Scranton, PA....AHHHH (FUZZZZZZZ) (STATIC) 5 minutes of pointless bullshit minutia details, I cant hear cause of the crying kid next to me. This flight plan info would be great if A. We weren't 30K feet in the air so I could take pictures. B. I wasn't in the aisle seat passed out from $7 minis of Absolute. C. I gave a fuck. Your job is to get me there. Fast and efficient. In this fucking filthy 30 year old piece of shit means of transportation with as little interaction as possible. Just like a good bus driver should. Thanks Kramden!

Fox

http://www.fox.com/programming/shows/?sh=in-the-flow-with-affion-crockett Fox you've done it again! 13 days til this show premiers and 14 til its canceled. Did I mention its produced by Willie Beamen? The promo for this stinky piece of shit really hammers it home, as if a halfassed Ali G show knockoff isn't enough incentive to watch. Produced by? Who gives a fuck? I never got that? (voice of god) FROM THE PRODUCERS OF, like I give a fuck who shelled out coin to sit around on the set and blow farts into a directors chair with their name on it and call themselves producer.

SOS!! SAVE OUR SLOBS

http://blog.games.yahoo.com/blog/866-xbox-addict-dies-from-blood-clot/

Action must be taken now!!! Wont someone PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN! How would you like us to nanny state this tragic epidemic? Perhaps you could send me a list of all the fat ass, chalk faced, lazy video game addicts and I could make house calls and go and pry their clawed talons from their xbox controllers, get them up, walk around the dank basement which they inhabit. Fluff their beanbag chairs for them, shift them around every couple of hours so their enlarged hearts don't explode. Oh, were all willing to do what it takes to save your poor children, since your helpless and have reared a complete and total mental defective. This is a crippling addiction. I wont sit idly by while more, in this case budding scholars of higher learning fall victim to this. The Hallowed halls of The University of Leicester will be darkened. Think of all he had to do to gain acceptance to this prestigious institution. Mainly opening the front door. Which I'm sure was a feat for him in itself.

The end of the world

http://www.phillyburbs.com/entertainment/local_entertainment/tim-robbins-music-debut-has-been-a-long-time-coming/article_c9315f6e-c3c8-5ce5-891a-89e04c165a9e.html Fear not worried Americans, all your troubles have been answered! Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh AKA Andy the convict repeatedly forcibly ass raped at Shawshank Prision AKA Tim Robbins has released an album! This will make for wonderful background music for when people start blowing their brains out when the economy totally collapses! Thanks Tim.

HP's Plea

In the wake of an over enthusiastic sports super fan who got a little too excited over a 99 cent baseball tossed to him and fell to his death. HP is urging lawmakers to stop worrying about unimportant issues like this debt ceiling and its the economy stupid, redundant topics of the day and finally pass legislation outlawing baseballs being tossed to fans. Its FAR to dangerous! Perhaps a net installed around the perimeter of baseball fields will safeguard us from....well, US. Or pass a law requiring each and every American to wear a safety suit anytime we leave our homes. Think John Travolta in boy in the plastic bubble as a guide to what said safety suit will look like. And wave goodbye to plastic beads tossed to drunk assholes at Mardi Gras and put down the t shirt cannon! Haven't we learned from the tragic passing of Maude Flanders that cheap giveaways thrown to people is the leading cause of death of fucking idiots?

Douche of the Day

Go eat a doughnut or a cock then.