Friday, March 18, 2011
Breaking the Ice
Friday, March 11, 2011
Breaking News!
This just in to our news room:
Japanese officials fear 1000s of Hello Kitty stores have been destroyed from tsunami....
100s of 1980s themed discos and restaurants feared destroyed....
Natural disaster + asshole with twitter access = the healing begins...
Breaking news Godzilla attack rocks japan...
Horny American businessmen are pledging millions to help displaced tran-sexual prostitutes in Japan due to the Earthquake...
This Tsunami nonsense is interfering with 24/7 Charlie Sheen. Can we get back to what really matters? Winning!
President Obama is prepared to tap the national oil reserve. And I'm prepared to tap a waffle house waitress at 3am if the night doesn't go as planned.
We will be raffling off 2 refurbished WANG computers, all proceeds go to victims of the #tsunami disaster.
George Takei is organizing a celebrity karaoke benefit concert for #tsunami victims Details to follow
Japanese officials fear 1000s of Hello Kitty stores have been destroyed from tsunami....
100s of 1980s themed discos and restaurants feared destroyed....
Natural disaster + asshole with twitter access = the healing begins...
Breaking news Godzilla attack rocks japan...
Horny American businessmen are pledging millions to help displaced tran-sexual prostitutes in Japan due to the Earthquake...
This Tsunami nonsense is interfering with 24/7 Charlie Sheen. Can we get back to what really matters? Winning!
President Obama is prepared to tap the national oil reserve. And I'm prepared to tap a waffle house waitress at 3am if the night doesn't go as planned.
We will be raffling off 2 refurbished WANG computers, all proceeds go to victims of the #tsunami disaster.
George Takei is organizing a celebrity karaoke benefit concert for #tsunami victims Details to follow
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Good Samaritan
http://www.chicagotribune.com/chibrknews-naked-man-says-he-rescued-unconscious-woman-from-hot-tub-20110308,0,5709079.story
"Naked man says he rescued woman from hot tub:
A naked man found with an unconscious woman on a hotel-room bed told police he had rescued her from a hot tub when she passed out, according to an official."
This exact same scenario has happened to me on more than one occasion so I feel I'm an authority on the matter. The initial reaction would be to call 911 when a woman passes out. IN THEORY. Yes. That would make sense. But, wheres the fun in that? Why should you let some horny paramedic have his way with her in a ambulance when you can? Granted its a pain in the ass to drag a lifeless body through a hotel without being noticed, that's why luggage carts come in handy. So take her back to the room. Get naked, beat off on her, take some pics to post on Facebook to impress your friends. Shes putty in your sick mentally disturbed hands.
"Naked man says he rescued woman from hot tub:
A naked man found with an unconscious woman on a hotel-room bed told police he had rescued her from a hot tub when she passed out, according to an official."
This exact same scenario has happened to me on more than one occasion so I feel I'm an authority on the matter. The initial reaction would be to call 911 when a woman passes out. IN THEORY. Yes. That would make sense. But, wheres the fun in that? Why should you let some horny paramedic have his way with her in a ambulance when you can? Granted its a pain in the ass to drag a lifeless body through a hotel without being noticed, that's why luggage carts come in handy. So take her back to the room. Get naked, beat off on her, take some pics to post on Facebook to impress your friends. Shes putty in your sick mentally disturbed hands.
Monday, March 7, 2011
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
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